Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Best quote ever

On why guys play female toons:

"I [play] a female dranei because the hit rating is the only way to improve the hit rating for my pet and also male draneis look ridiculous they are like Hi I am from a High mountain climate where giant chests are useful!" — Veldieran, Ravenholdt — U.S.

That cracked me right up.

(Though everyone knows guys play lady toons for the virtual butt. I demand cute male toons so I can look at virtual butt. None of the male toons are hot. Except orcs, but that's to be expected, as they're orcs. ... I actually do have a male orc that I haven't played yet because I can't bear to be one of Those People.)

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